Unisex t-shirt - Thankful Hearts, Not Battlegrounds

Gobble Up the Laughs: Unisex Thanksgiving Tees That Slay
Ready to serve up some serious style this Turkey Day? 🦃 Our witty Thanksgiving t-shirts are here to make you the main course of laughter at any festive gathering!

Why settle for basic when you can be extra(ordinary)?
These tees aren't just clothes; they're your ticket to becoming the unofficial comedian of your Thanksgiving squad. Featuring designs that are:

🔥 Hotter than your aunt's secret chili recipe
😂 Funnier than your uncle's "dad jokes"
🎨 More eye-catching than that abstract art your cousin made in college
Comfort that feels like a post-turkey nap
Slide into these tees and experience:

Softness that rivals grandma's mashed potatoes
Lightness that'll make you feel like you skipped the stuffing (even if you didn't)
Stretch that accommodates your food baby with grace
Tech specs for the fashion-forward:
💯 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (because your skin deserves the best)
🪶 Featherlight 4.2 oz./yd.² fabric (perfect for your Turkey Trot warm-up)
👕 Pre-shrunk (because ain't nobody got time for laundry surprises)
🧵 Side-seamed construction (for that sleek silhouette)
💪 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (because strength matters, even in fashion)
The perfect recipe for standout style:
Take one part clever design
Add a dash of trendsetting attitude
Mix in unbeatable comfort
Garnish with your charming personality
Voilà! You've got a look that's guaranteed to harvest more compliments than there are pumpkins in a patch.

Warning: Side effects may include:
Uncontrollable laughter
Sudden influx of Instagram followers
Being volunteered as the family photographer (you'll look too good not to)
Don't be a turkey – grab your witty Thanksgiving tee now and let the feast of fun begin! 🍂🥧🤣

P.S. Our tees are sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – because global flavor is our secret ingredient!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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